i smell peepee and i dont know where its coming from 
::cautiously steps on deceivingly shiny wood floors::
you never know~~
in other news. i read half a book today in one sitting. and that rarely rarely happens. so if you're in need of a FUNNY well written book of true stories (of the author's life)...
readdddddd Augusten Burroughs' Magical Thinking
it seriously makes me want to write down every thought i had every single day of my life and see what happens.
here's just a few passages (i guess) from the book:
[Piggy Lisa] blew spit balls through a straw until she accidentally hit the school bus driver, Mr. Ed.... "Little girl," he growled at Piggy Lisa, "you spit one more of them thingies at me and I'll come right on over there and milk them little titties a yours like you was a cow."
That shut her up. Piggy Lisa sank into her seat and folded her arms across her fatty chest. (9)
okie... so that line caught my eye first of all cause of the word "fatty" which i frequently use to describe the overeating puppies at home... but it also made me picture that lil byuntae looking chubby girl i had in the corner of that picture of the gimongous woman a while ago. heeehee.
and this next one reminded me of marco... though maybe marco is a little better than this:
Codeine became the highlight of my day, if not my thirties. If the doctor had given me more than twenty pills I most certainly would have taken them all, right down to the cotton in the bottom. And then I would have brewed tea from that. (104)
okie thats it for today...
well of the quoting... more reading for me.
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